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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

How to look rare in AJ (Joke Post)

 I say this is a joke post but sadly a ton of people do this already

how do i write introductions again i dont even know

Step 1
Buy a green tiara from Jam Mart Clothing and put it on

This will make it look like you have a beta tiara. The key to looking rare is to be as misleading as possible

Step 2
Go to one of the most forgotten rooms in the game, the Hot Cocoa Hut, and buy a green old blanket

 This is to trick the 7 people that think any green old blanket is the "beta" one

Step 4
Turn around so your head isn't facing the camera

This is so people can't see the gem on the tiara, getting their hopes up even more that it's a beta tiara. They'll click on you and maybe check out your trade list

Step 7
Fill your trade list with the most overrated items in the game. In AJ, people think the most common items are the rarest. Look at spiked collars for example
I don't let spiked collars taint my inventory so I don't have any to put on my trade list. Those jamaaliday scarves are pretty overrated I guess, those will do

Step 14
Not only should you put overrated items on trade, you should also wear as many as possible. Spiked collars and wristbands - sorry, I meant "spikes" and "wrists" - are good choices. That's right, wear a wrist on your wrist

Optional Steps
Replace the tiara with a fake beta hood, like this typical arctic wolf who already follows my tips kindly demonstrated for us

Also, try changing your username to adjectives or words like Reflective, Absolute, Difficult, or Reliability. For no reason at all, this is some sort of "trend" in popular servers. Yeah, I don't know either

And arguably the best way to get people to click on you is by saying the word "spike" out loud. I swear people can tell if that word has been spoken from miles away

I hope these tips helped, and have fun getting bad trades!

60 comments:

  1. And now for the real reason I made this post

    I wanted to thank the few people who noticed that I'm way more sad than usual and have been supportive and sending kind words and stuff like that

    ok bye

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    1. am I allowed to ask why're your sad or not(I understand if it's personal)

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    2. i just noticed the thing below the title now says Animal Jam News, Glitches, History, and some SADNESS.. what happened

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    5. Btw Mel I put a gideo on my channel and I said how you should always get positive feedback because you are a great blogger even if you dont think so

      ~mlp06 (Mari the marionette)

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    6. Mel, is there a reason that you removed my comment? Am I really that bad?

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    7. mel
      im sorry for you
      i lost someone special
      it was artlover0405 she has been gone for a year now with no goodbyes :(
      spiritcloud721 ( i hope you find terra again)

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  2. ahaa. now i be rurest jamaa in jamaa, i wear writs on my wist and spike on my neck :jabs spike in neck: owws :faints cuz is so rurz and betas:

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    1. Oh yuuush! No what do i win? gif me aanother black spek.

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  3. Err Mel, is there anything wrong..? I loved your blog from the start so seeing ur profile is kinda creepy..

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    1. What's wrong? Or is it personal? I'm sorry to bother you about this though..

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    2. It's personal I guess
      All I can really say is I lost my pink apple goddess
      take what you want from that

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  4. YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    THEY FINALLLLLLYYYYYY DID MY FAVORITE JAMAALIDAY GIFT

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  5. that arctic wolf has been officially trashed by meloetta.

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    1. I think that particular arctic wolf deserved it. They made their eyes greenish to make it look even more like they have a beta hood

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    6. There is something very important I need to talk to you about but I can't rn bc I'm in Target

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    7. And I won't have a whole lot of computer time for the next week or so. Haha, it only gets worse

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    8. Coming home rn, I can't start typing tho bc I'm gonna get very emotional during it probably.

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  7. I ❤️ this post! I'll definitely use all this information to help me get rare! Because that is what aj is ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!
    ;)

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    1. Yeah, who needs friends when you have 3D style overrated junk?

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  8. I think the reason for the adjective usernames is that you can only put capitals on the first letter of usernames now :(((

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    1. I still don't see how that leads to every aldaner ever having and adjective name

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    2. I didn't know you could put capitals in the usernames! I tried and I didn't think it worked :T

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  9. Charlie you look quite down
    With your big fat eyes
    And your big fat frown
    The world doesn't have to be so gray
    Charlie when your life's a mess
    When your feeling blue
    Or are in distress
    I know what can wash that sad away
    All you have to do is
    Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
    Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
    It's true (says who?)
    So true
    Once it's in your gloom will disappear
    The bad in the world is hard to hear
    When in your ear a banana cheers
    So go and put a banana in your ear
    Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
    You will never be happy
    If you live your life in fear
    It's true! (says you)
    So true!
    When it's in the skies are bright and clear
    Oh, every day of every year
    The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
    So go and put a banana in your
    Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    1. Oh dear, I hope Drakon hasn't been infecting you with his Charlie the Unicorn obsession.

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    2. OMG I LOVE CHARLIE THE UNICORN (3

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    3. *Weird santa slug thing explodes*

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  10. My name is a noun ( because if you didn't know a chia was a real thing)

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  11. Here Mel have some good ideas for a new username! ( because ya know Meloetta385 doesn't mean anything to our precious Aldaners)
    Added
    Subtracted
    Divided
    Red
    Carpet
    Leafy
    Treeish
    Blue
    Lawnmower
    Insertpokemonnamehere
    Aldanisdabest
    Spieksrkewl
    Mirror
    Tree
    Treehouse
    Doll
    Magic
    Minecraft
    Pokemon
    Image
    Selfie
    Instagramfreak
    Youtuber
    Aldaner
    And finally
    Fkjbsrfjbwdfojbdfbdrlgjbsdjvisejbfgiedf4774528647363735735
    These are names that would mean everything to our precious precious PRECIOUS Aldaners!
    (Seriously what would the world do without Aldaners)

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    1. Leafy!, From Battle For Dream Island!

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    2. Really cuz I like the name lawnmower

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  12. Wow Chia I might just change my name to one of those

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  13. Oh gawd I saw that arctic wolf in Kimbara too! XD

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  14. Man I see people doing this
    EVERY.SINGLE.DAY.

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  15. I'm so sorry I left abruptly las night, my internet got shut off :( I had so much fun though, just talking to you and getting to know you better :D

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  16. lol prepare to see what ive spent all day editing and stuff

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    1. speaking of all day
      i have to vanish for the whole day, yay

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  17. Extra tips:
    Always be an arctic wolf with a spike. Nothing else
    Stuff all your rarest items and have colors that don't match at all
    Never have a positive or fun username, no. They must have a negative meaning to them.
    Hope this helps u to look rurer

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  19. You forgot to add the non glitched turquoise ring D:

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