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Saturday, January 16, 2016

A Massage To All The H8rs (Joke Post)

Do you want to know the real reason why I haven't been posting? If you do check the comments
It's because of all the nasty comments I've been getting : ( Some of them are calling me names such as "losder" which is the worst thing I've ever been called in my life. I'm litereally figuratively crying right now

These are the comments that hurt me the most (by that I mean the ones I laughed at the most lol)
I'll respond to each of them here even though I already replied to most of them

I got this one about 9 times
And you know what? They're all right. I am jus jelis that they r betr then me !!!!


Who is this "melotata"? My name is meleorettama, not melotata. You can't even spell my name right. Nice try, squiddo

Another one that can't spell mealoeatrata correctly

This would imply I have rares, which I don't. Also I prefer dishwasher detergent over bleach


This is true, you got me there



I'm glad they decided to correct their spelling


I couldn't give you 59 spikes even if I wanted to, anon. I only have 58


We already learned that berdstick is betr than me so I think it's really sweet how you think I am berdstick ♥︎


So squiddin' r00d


 Equally as r00d as the previous one


Darn, I was really looking forward to their cat's barf's blog : (


Well, beaches are scary, so... Thank you ♥︎


I'm sorry, I misspelled "caamit"


I totally didn't write this one. My favorite parts are "why do i wear it this?" and "espresso myselfs"



Another painfully long one. Next time shorten it to 3 words or less please


"metal owl tree ate fine"
That's even worse than "losder" : (

All of these comments made me cry. I'm still crying. I am crying so much that I made a spongebob reference

Almost all of these comments are written by some guy named "Anonymous"
Coincidence? Could Anonymous be jackyboy's alt? I really don't care, someone else can investigate

My final message to all you nasty haters is:
If you only have mean things to say, just say them anyway lol

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If you couldn't tell by now, this is a joke post. I've been getting a lot of funny fake hate comments and had nothing better to do so I thought I'd share them. I bet most of them are written by the same person but I still found them funny lol

264 comments:

  1. So the real reason I haven't been posting is the classic "I'm losing interest and am going through stuff" excuse
    k

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    1. HAHA, the person who said your blog smells like cat barf got burned!

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    2. Cat barf does smell rlly nasty tho

      But how can they smell a blog? DO they sniff their computer? That's what's confusing me the most right now

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    3. Now I never want to meet the person who said that... O.O That's just creepy.

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  2. watch as someone takes this post seriously

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  3. This post is beautiful.

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  4. I KNOW WHO ANONYMOUS ABOUT CAT BARF IS IT'S MY WORST ENEMY THAT USED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND WHEN WE WHERE FRIENDS I SHOWED THEM UR BLOG AND THEY MUST'VE SAID THAT ABOUT U TO HURT URS AND MINE FEELINGS

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    1. it was a joke comment
      and if it wasn't a joke comment then they did a really bad job at making a hurtful comment lol

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    2. UGH I HATE THAT EXFRIEND HER NAME IS LAUREN

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    3. Plus you're the best person in the universe

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    4. more like the most flawed person in the universe

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    5. Well you're not a crybaby r u? Cuz I am.

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    6. Do u panic like a kindergartener when u lose things?

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    7. none
      i panic like a preschooler

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    8. And do u give it sisters headaches

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    9. I never knew Jackyboys name was Lauren.

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  5. Mee no nuu ni na ha

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  6. OMG UR SO RUUD!!!!1!! YOU BULLEYE ALL THEZ PL YOU SCALE OMG
    YOUR SUCH A TORTIZE HUGER OMG!!1!!

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    1. ur wrong anon i dont scale i only hawk

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    2. I would personally love to be a "Tortize"! It sounds like a turtle :3

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    3. turtles scare me almost as much as Jaws

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    4. I found 15 in your room, Pikachu. :PP

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    1. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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  8. #35757455 (455544) $$__23456655994335

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  9. The Banana Bro's comment and the one that said ABC were the worst. Those people were so mean!! (I laughed so hard when reading this)

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    1. IKR aren't I horrible pls don't ban me AJHQ for bullying : (

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    3. This comment has been removed by the author.

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    4. ok that sounds weird but i have an explanation

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  10. Hi Nutella r u on? is u on then ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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    1. SPIKES ARE COOOOL AND RAREST ITEMZ IN THE GAME!! 123ABC124ABC123ABC

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    2. i should've known making a post about hate comments would bring me more hate comments

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  11. Spikes are awesome.. artic wolves are cool.. and abc123

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  12. Hi Mealotoottoota

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  13. MELOTOETOOTA WE LOV U

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    1. Ya mean Moolootta

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    2. YOU KEEP GETTING HER NAME WRONG ITS MELONTOE

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    3. YA ALL MEAN MOOTOELLA

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    4. May is it just you posting all of these I wouldn't be surprised lol

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  14. I wrote half of these ;-; mission accomplished
    (I did not mean any of those though haha)

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  15. i did 1 2 3 4 5 9 13 and 14 thnks so much for featring these because everyien wants to see berdstick merrying you have a happy life in the underworld bye ps i will kep these commets pss i speell right so stop corretcing me

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  16. U SMELL LIKE BACON-TACOS AND CREAMCHEESE

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  17. r u a spiked collarr??? because your trashy

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  18. SPIKES ARE SO RARE MOONELLA

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    1. LOL THEY ARE SUPER DUPER TRUPER POOPER RARE

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  19. GIVEZ ME AL UR SPIKEZ THAT YOU SCALE AND ACTED FROM JACKYBOY!!

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  20. 24242445634TGFFFFFFXBBV

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  21. hi meloetata. your stpid because of 10 reasons
    1 ypu are marrng berdstick
    2 i hate peantuts
    3 you nuts are stupd
    3 you cant speel goat
    4 i rott thos commnes
    7 you cant talk grammer
    10 you do yoga and yourb insolent vayg man child girk jirahc berdstick impersonataur

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  22. BERDSTICK IMPERESONTATOR

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  23. i nose you toooky the spikez and headdressss from Jackyboy, Muneyella

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  24. Eww my friend's little sister just smeared blackberry jam on a baby dolls face :(

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  25. melonetata i sont likez u because
    1. spike are super rare
    2. U are a melon
    3. you scale jackyboy headdresses and acted hios spikez

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  26. I AM JACKYBOY FREIND AND HE SAID YOU SCALE AND ACT HIS HEADDRESS AND SPIKEZ, AND ATE ALL HIS DEN BETAS

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    1. lol don't let snowy find this comment she'll have a field day <3

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  27. Omg these comments are so terribleness!! I mean ABC? Who does that?

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    1. The sad part is people write nasty stuff like that all the time : (

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  28. Hello! I'm superscratch.how did u make 2 blogs?
    -superscratch-

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    1. Scroll up and click the orange B in the top right corner. There should be a New Blog button somewhere there

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  29. OMG MOLATA IM GOING TO EAT YOU THEN IM GOING TO EAT SPICE GARBAJES SO YOU CAN STAY WITH SPICE TILL YOU GET OUT OF MY STOMACH

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  30. At first when I looked at the title I didn't notice it said joke post but then. I looked again and I'm just like Oh it's a joke post that makes senseXD

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  31. What's really funny is that people never stop with these comments!
    I mean they are kinda funny and some MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE? Like who calls you a Melotatatatatatatata? Or MELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOGTTOOOO

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  32. I have the most amazing update idea. The font update. You can buy different fonts from the diamond shop, and some will be rare prizes in adventures. Can't you see it? "TRADE ME, RARE SPIKED LETTER FONT ON TRADE, PLS TRADE FAIRLEE"

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  33. Why would they know what cat barf smells like anyways

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  34. Do give the haters a massage. The last time you did one to me, you almost broke my back.

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  35. lol i type so wrong ur blog tinks im a robutt

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  36. Lol i bet all of the hate comments are fake XD

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    1. THATZ I A INSULT!! WE R SOZ SIROUS!! ARE HAT COMMENTS ARE REAL, AND MEN FOR MOONELLA!!

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  37. Mel can I have a massage even tho I no hate

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    1. NOSE HER MASSAGES ARE TO US H8R'S ONLY!! NOT TOZ PPLZ LIKKEZ YOU. AND MELONETTA, CANZ I EAT YOU? YOU LOOK LIKE A MELON

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  38. mmelatat n you reply to my hare comments because i love youu liek my methane .

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  39. MELAOTA YOU ARE A BEACHOM G STOP SAYIGN YES SAY NO PLZ PLZ MELATAJO SMOKE S AND EAT AND GO TO POTTY . TH AT WHY YO USHED REPOR ER .

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  40. I HAT YOU MONEYELLA!! YOU SCALLOPED JACKYBOY AND ACTED AND HAWKED HIS AJ!! WE ALL NOW YR REALY PART OF THE MIGHTY SQUAD AND ACTUALLY LOVE SPIKEZ!! NOW GIVEZ ME ALL YOUR RAZES AND BETAS BEFORE I REPORT YOU!!

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    1. i roleplay as a cop, you better watch those threats

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  41. HEY MELOETTA491 R U ON? 12345678910111213141516 ABCDEFGHSIGFNJEWSFNJKZLKJDLLLLLLLLLLLSWalk. SEND ME YOUR RAREZ AND YOUR BETA SPIKEZ AND I WILL STOP WITH MY HAT.

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    1. i dont have rares is there something else i can do i cant take the hat anymore

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  42. MELONETTA PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME A MASSAGE!! I'M A H8R AND I DONT WANT U TO BREAK ME BACK. WE ALLZ NOW YOU R A MELON WHO EATS HATERS AND GIVES MASSAGES OF DEATH!! I DONT WANT TO BECOMING UR NEXFLIX VICTIM.

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    1. then you better stop h8ting me
      not only do i roleplay as a cop but my dad's cousin's sister's husband's friend's daughter has a son with a cop action figure
      i have connections so watch it

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    1. i have a hard enough time handling one blog

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    2. :( plus I will not be on tomorrow I'm spending the day with my cousins we're going to a fancy restraunt for dinner and eating Subway for lunch together at the food court

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    3. oh have fun
      i will be here being the sad losder that i am lol

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    4. it's hard keeping up both of my main blogs but i am saying one alone is hard enough

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    5. You aren't one plus we're spending the day at their house which is like 4 and a half hours away

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    6. i really am
      i'm sure anyone would agree if they knew my life story

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    7. Ohh we have to wake up at like 4:30 to get there at 10:30 cuz it takes my family 1 hour to get ready :(

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    8. My favorite villain girl from TTG?

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    10. Well at least on Saturdays u don't cry about ur life in ur room eating only fruity loops for every meal and use half a box of tissues

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    11. nah i do that every day pretty much

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    12. And fruity loops part? What u ated for dinner?

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    13. What did u eat for dinner and breakfast and lunch

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    14. I was like waiting in ur den for like 1 hours yesterday and u never cwme. :(

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    15. sorry
      i told you i lost interest tho

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    16. Pllllleeeeeeeeaaaassssssseeee join my blog Melly :-P

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    17. i can't handle another blog right now

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    18. i can barely get through one day lol

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    19. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU my charger is not working for my computer

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    20. Duhhh cuz ur pretty on inside and outside, ur kind, ur funny, ur smart, u always make me smile, u smell nice, ur trustworthy, ur responsible, ur respectful and so much more :)

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    21. i am not pretty or smart or responsible : (
      i am a horrible and flawed person

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    22. No ur ALL of those, neber dompt urshelfr

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    23. Dem anime lovers always to modest

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    24. Anywayssss here is a message for u :)

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    25. HELLO DARLING ITS ME UR BFF THAT'S A CHEESE FREAK...
      CHEESE CROC!!! CHEESE CROC IS A BOY AND WOULD LIKE SOME CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE PPL I KNOW I'M SO FAB LOOK ON DISCOGIRL500 ANIMALS TO MEET ME I'M THE YELLOW CROC I'M YELLOW CUZ I EAT SO MUCH CHEESE MAKE ME A PLAYDATE WITH BREDSTICK PLZ I'LL BRING THE SNACKS WHICH WILL BE CHEESE SNACKS

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    26. Did u see it? Did u see it? Did u see it? Did u see it? Did u see it? Did u see it? Did u see it? Did u see it? Did u see it? Did u see it? Did u see it? Did u see it?

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    27. if a comment shows up on the site it means i read it

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    28. i dont always know how to respond
      one of my many many flaws

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    29. Well what would u say to cheese croc

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  44. arr u gna dissble anonymouse commnts becaus of me meloatta???/

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  45. Don't disable anonymous comments :( if you do bread bunny will be sad :(

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  46. 200th comment?
    And I didn't think that h8rs deserved massages.

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