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Thursday, January 7, 2016

AJ Update January 7 2016 - The "Seriously?" Update

This update was a week late because AJ used the "new year's excuse" like they did last year. Nothing was stopping them from releasing the update the next day after New Years.But no, they just have to delay the update by another week. You'd think because they had 3 weeks to work on this update instead of 2, it'd be a great update, right? Haha wrong
I strongly believe this is worse than the pony update, bounce house update, and beach house update combined. This update adds one new thing which of course is an oversized and overpriced den. It also adds a new pet but I'm not counting that since it's just DLC (think about it, a lot of people are already members and to get the pet you have to buy ANOTHER membership! it's like buying a paid app that has in app purchases. Seriously AJ?)

Not to mention I really needed someone good to happen because I'm not in good shape right now (and probably won't be ever again) but of course we get the worst update ever at the worst time ever

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"Cool" a new impossibly large den that could fit at least 12 blue whales! And it only costs 7 weeks worth of diamonds!

 It's certainly pretty, I'll give it that. That's all it's getting from me. Do I want this den? Nope. Will I buy it anyway? Probably

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That's cute. All the games are giving x2 gems. If sekrit gem method wasn't a thing I'd probably care more about this


But wait, what's that? The Claw isn't giving x2 gems! The newspaper lied!

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A new animal is coming "soon" which means a new animal that will cost 2 and a half months worth of diamonds will be coming out in 2 and a half months! I'll give you a hint - the animal is a goat
I thought it was "gato" which means cat in spanish. For all we know I could be right, but I can tell you right now that I'm not right. Do we really need a 17th cat in the game?

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Repeated news! Amazing!

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And here's our DLC pet, snow leopards. They look exactly the same as every pet that came out after 2013. They probably aren't even new

That's literally all this update adds. A new den. At least with the pony update the new pet was already available to the loyal members and you didn't HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER MEMBERSHIP to get it. I think that update had one new item too. This one just adds dust to the shops

I give this update a...

I refuse to give this one a rating. I don't want to break the horribleness scale, I'm sorry

51 comments:

  1. lol way to kick off the new year, AJQ

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    1. I have to agree with you, i was hoping for an actually goo update for a change

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  3. How i feel about the new den (copied and pasted from my comment on the AJS): t. The new dens also cool, but it's just not as exciting as the past dens. There aren't really special effects like the beach house, sky kingdom, the bounce house and greely's hideout. And it just seems like a bigger castle version of the snow fort den and almost plainer to me. A lot of the other big dens had some really cool areas, this one is just kind of plain. I personally like my snow fort den better (though i can't use it)

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  4. I don't think AJHQ is actually trying anymore.

    ....But were they trying in the first place?

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  5. they also darkendened the stuff that looks like wood....

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  6. WORST UPDATE EVER.
    I HOPE I CAN GET ANOTHER MEMBERSHIP IN 75 DAYS. JUNK.

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  7. The new animal is a goat.

    ~ Aaron816

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  8. Okay literally on aj's Instagram they said it would be the most page filling update! Aka the best.... NO AJ YOUR A STINKING LIAR AJ!!!!!?? Ok first of all I had a feeling the ice den would be upgraded to a bigger version... Second of all WHY DO WE NEED A NEW ANIMAL AGAIN? I can't even get the new animals anymore because I don't want to delete my animals because AJ CANT ADD MORE SPACE!! Literally!!! And last of all the per snowleopard looks horrible!!! I rate this o/10 thanks aj

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  9. i dont like the new update
    they changed the wood color around the trading, chat change your look and other places

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  10. Every time somebody complains about AJHQ, let me at least tell you one positive about them: at least they can spell.

    So, yeah, Grumpy Car got a movie. I honestly can't believe that we have to stoop so low to make movies about internet memes. I mean, we also have movies based around video games, and we're getting TWO this year (Rachet and Clank and The Angry Birds Movie) and NEXT YEAR we're getting an adaptation of Sly Cooper. Oh boy, I bet nobody's childhood's going to get ruined...

    To my surprise, there's been some hype for R&C so far, but because this is a movie based on a video game, I'm still pretty suspicious. (Heck, they even found a way to ruin Animal Crossing.) However, as soon as I saw the trailer for The Angry Birds Movie, I had to get a new trailer because I threw up all over my keyboard and now I've been feeling so sick after watching it.

    Seriously. WHAT THE HELIOLISK IS WRONG WITH THOSE DESIGNS?! HOW THE HELIOLISK DO YOU TURN ANGRY BIRDS INTO A MOVIE?! WHY THE HELIOLISK IS THIS EVEN A THING?!

    Bleh, I'm still feeling sick :( I need a cute so that I can stop barfing my guts out

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    1. it's even worse when you find out angry birds is a knockoff of another game

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    2. Okay, so I had to get a new KEYBOARD, not a new trailer, and I meant Grumpy CAT, now Grumpy CAR. My spelling hates me today >:(

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    3. Noo, protect Sly Cooper from the movie adaptions!

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    4. Top thing: No AJ can't spell. Once they spelt arctic wrong, and you get banned for saying something like besttiality (im sorry) but you dont get banned for saying the correct one (as in correct spelling ):(

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    5. Well keep barfing cuz there's probably gonna be a Five Nights At Freddys movie :p How OVERRATED can that dang game get?!
      (Yes I know that it's August now)

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  12. Well then.
    I'm so sick of these huge dens :l. They're expensive, most of them are fairly ugly, they take too much time to decorate, and it's SO HARD TO FIND PEOPLE in them.

    The retail card page is just AJHQ begging for more cash 'cause they don't get enough from the millions of members.

    The new animal is a goat. Not very impressed tbh, I mean really, who wants a goat?

    I never liked the polar bears. Sorry, I just don't like many of the new animals :P

    And they didn't know what to add so they added a blurb with information about jammer-hosted parties that everybody knows.

    Well, it could've been worse D: Not trying to be negative here, but AJHQ could do much better. I did reeeeally like the last update though, it was the best in a long time. :3

    -SequinPeace

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  14. What a dreadful update. AJHQ: if you can't update your game right, don't even bother. I'm sure they're doing awful updates now because of Play Wild. ^-^

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  15. Mel, did you notice they replaced the event calendar with a Play Wild advertising notice board? How pathetic. I can't believe on their Instagram they claimed this update would be ''jam-packed''. Lolz

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    1. I noticed that a while ago. Honestly I think the calendar was a useless feature anyway. They just wrote stuff like "today is the best day to buy a polar bear!!!!!" on random dates

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    2. True! I have to say I find the new party feature awful, so messy. ^-^

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    3. I don't see the point of hosting your own party. All that comes out of it is the loss of a week's worth of diamond and it only lasts for one hour. Why not just go to someone else's party?

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    4. I know right? It's so boring. They're lacking creativity! I'm sure the new animal will look awful and deformed, classic AJHQ. Are they proud with these updates? Lolz

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    5. And don't forget, no items will look good on them

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    6. I wonder if they will create an actual quality minibook? The past minibooks have been copied from Play Wild with reused graphics. Sometimes the updates make me cringe ^-^

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  16. Oh, so it takes a parent to make a video about her daughter crying because she got scammed on AJ for them to change the trade system? The trading update should have been out years ago. And also, I think every season there will be retail gift card bonuses - I'm not spending my money on three items and a pet. No way!

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    1. Really, a parent making a video because she basically LET some random person in the world scammed her pixelated item?. It. Is. Just. An. Online. Pixel. Game.

      Honestly, why would you make a video about that anyway? Oh lord, does this sound rude? I have no intention of being rude here, people, fogive meee!

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  17. I just noticed the trading update....
    Ugh you know I'm a Scam Cather, so I should be happy! But..... Here's why I played AJ
    1. Getting a Beta Hood, Goal Complete
    2. Protecting Jamaa, scammers are gonna be like a needle in a haystack now, so Goal Complete
    3. Friends, and your my only friend left who I can ONLY talk to on ajjam.

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  18. The castle looks suspiciously like the one from frozen.

    -Fomar

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    1. Omg thank you! Someone understands me!

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  19. The only good thing in this update was the trade system trading to help stop scammers. Besides that i really felt like this whole update was a disappointment.

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  20. What is the sekrit gem method?

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    1. I'm not sure right now. I wasn't for a while but I think I'm "okay" now

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    2. Okay, good because if anything happened then me (and many other people) would be very upset because we care about you
      (Yes I know how sappy that sounds)

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  22. Woah, I didn't realize it said Gato in a way!

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  23. Oh that's good, i'm glad you're feeling better Mel, I hate when people don't feel good :(

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  24. I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds the new den useless. I mean, its not even that big! plus it's probably the second worst looking den in aj, in my opinion anyways.

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