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Monday, March 7, 2016

Animal Jam's Biggest Mysteries (Joke post?)

These are some pointless things that I've always thought about in this game. The only real answers to these mysteries is "it's just a game for kids chill no one cares and it doesn't matter" but if I accepted that answer it would take all the "fun" out of it

Yeah, sooo..... Let's get started

Who Dresses the Animals?
Think about it. How do the animals get their items on? Some animals could easily dress themselves, like monkeys, but what about rhinos?
How the squid cakes did i get this backpack on? How did I get that hat on? It's not like I have usable fingers, I just have stumps

You could say that the other animals help dress other animals, but what if you're in an empty server?

The whole idea of tail armor doesn't make a whole lot of sense either. Especially on those animals that don't have tails (or stub tails)

How do animals get the tail armor on?

If bunnies have stub tails, what is up with elf tail armor if you wear it on a bunny?
(ancient picture from 2012 lol)

The tail is very animated when you use it on bunnies. It's kinda creepy if you think about it


Who Runs Jam Mart Clothing?
Or any shop in AJ for that matter. You walk into Jam Mart Clothing, click the shop, and buy an item for gems. But who runs the shop? Where do the gems we spend go to? I'm 93% sure that Mira's dead by now, so the gems probably don't go to her. You never see any shopkeepers there unless there are roleplayers there, so... I am not knowing !!!!!!!!

Why Don't the Alphas Do Anything?
(Or as they're supposed to be called, shamans)
In adventures, they always make you do all the work while they sit back and relax. The best example of this is that endless adventure, Battle for the Beacon

Greely tells you to block up the phantom pipes and revive the chomper plants. Why doesn't Greely just do it himself if he's so concerned? They try to make us believe that these guys are so great and powerful, but they never do anything. Greely basically says this in the adventure

Why Don't the Items Fall Off When You Jump?
To be honest I'm almost as lazy as Greely and don't feel like making a better gif so I'm reusing this one because it's the only gif of an animal jumping that I have




I'm jumping very fast, so why haven't any of my items fallen off yet? Especially the bow. It's pretty much just resting on top of my wolf's back. There's no strap or anything keeping it on. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense


I can't remember any of the other "mysteries" so I'm ending the post here lol

i hope the phantoms get u btw

k bye

58 comments:

  1. who built jamaa township
    and kimbara
    and appondale
    and any of the lands for that matter
    and where did the ship in kani cove come from like, what?

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    1. and why did they make a shop in the dead ship

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    2. it's like they needed a place to sell junk so tey were like "where do we put a new shop? "i heard some pirates died in the ocean a long time ago, we can make a shop in their sunken ship!!!!!!!"

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    3. how did they bake the cake that the bday party is on, like, where did they get an oven that big
      im not just talking about the main cake, even the cake behind it, like, its all one cake

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    4. also how do they keep the ice cream from melting

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    5. Where do keep our inventory items? We can hold well over 1000 items at one time

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    6. where do "gems" and "diamonds" come from, theres no mines besides
      http://animaljam.wikia.com/wiki/Mine_Shaft_Door
      and shouldnt we be able to just get free gems and diamonds if we own one?

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    7. If no one is running the shops, why can't we just take everything for free?

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    8. Why can't eagles and owls fly in Sky High?

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    9. If elephants can't jump, how do they play Sky High?

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    10. Why are bunnies the size of elephants?

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    11. who built all the sky kingdoms, like, how did they even get it to stay floating lol

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    12. How can we decorate dens without breaking stuff?

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    13. Why do Otters always have fish when they play?

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    14. How come the animals haven't starved to death?

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    15. Who makes the dens? Do the Alphas enslave humans and force them to create endless amounts of dens?

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    16. Why do animals get a table and a rug? Are they magically born with those two items?

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    17. Who keeps the animals from eating each other?

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    18. If AJ isn't for dating why do they have an emote called lovesick?

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    19. How can we change an animals entire appearance?Are the different eyes contacts, and the different patterns caused from hair dye.

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    20. Why do the phantoms only invade Jamaa around Night of the Phantoms? If they can take over then, why not all the time?

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    21. I made up a bad theory about the photons with a friend

      that is a story for another day lol

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    22. How do earrings work? I mean none of the animals have piercings? Are they all clip on things

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    23. What with fox and racoon hats? Are animals killing each other for hats?

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    24. more like " WE FOUND DEAD MANS LETS SELL IT AND CURSE JAMAA" () , ()

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    25. Ah, the love emote mystery...good one. I really think they should remove that one. Come on peeps, we need a sneaky-looking smile face, like that one emoji with the evil-looking grin! XD

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    26. Who makes the items in Animal Jam and where do they get the materials?

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  2. I solved last 1...





    items are duck taped, super glued and pinned to animals and shamans are just (GRR i don wanna say this word ever since fnaf came out) animatronics made by photons who took over after mira and zios died.

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  3. THE BEEHIVE NOISE IS BAK AT LUCKY CLOVERS ON THE BEEHIVE AT THE MIDDLE RIGHT GO CHECK FOR YOURSELF

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  4. Magic, magic, magic, the shamans, they're lazy, magic

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  5. I got a buddy request when I got on and then someone went into my den then when I went into my den the person who sent the buddy request was there. They said hi so I said hi back. Then they said "I reported and blocked you for many reasons" then they left lol

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  6. I feel unsettled by the new Skyla full art card from BREAKpoint

    1: We're not in Unova anymore, Why are you making another Skyla card?
    2: Why is she thrusting her chest in the air? Seriously, look!

    http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/CxAAAOSwXshWqNJ-/s-l300.jpg

    3: Are you seriously running out of ideas enough to make ANOTHER Skya full art? Why not a Shauna full art? Why not a fill art of the new Gym Leaders?

    4: Seriously. Unova shouldn't be known as the "fan service Generation." If you know about Pokemon ReBURST you know what I mean. (shudders)

    Robots should not have muscles. Period.

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  7. I laughed at the Greely thing XD!
    The answer to all questions= Magic from the air or something...

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  8. Wait who makes the clothing items and where do all of the materials come from? Do they shave eachother and use the fur for clothes? Or maybe they enslave sheep and make them pets. How do they use a sewing machines though... Also what's the point of weapons? Most of them don't really do anything. Basically animals in animal jam waste time creating pointless items, that no one needs.

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  9. That bit about the alphas is so true we're always doing their dirty work for them wth they should get a life and stop being butt faces

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  10. My claws, paws, feet, flippers and other animal feet get tired of walking everywhere!!!

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  11. WHY DOESNT AJHQ JUST ADD STUFF TO SOLVE THESE MYSTERIES? If you noticed the frog tv from the leap year party has a pink and blue marshmallow giving each other hearts

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    1. I think it's supposed to be a "soap" opera

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  12. 1) They use telekenesis

    2) They paint their tails then add stuff onto it

    The bunnies get leaches to suck on their tail

    3) All the money gets recycled again to make the same amount of money again and again and again.

    This is an infinate loop and infinate loops soon get sent to the octosquid dimension to restore the balance.

    4) They are just humans in disguise.

    5) The bow is pinned into the wolf's skin.

    Don't forget this mystery: How is the Forgotton Desert called the Forgotton Desert if everybody plays it for rurs and betas. It is very much not forgotton.

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  13. What even is Jamaa? Is it a planet in another galaxy? Is it a place on earth? Or is it another universe completely? Everything there seems suspiciously earth-like....

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    1. Could be a post apocalyptic earth. That would certainly explain why there are parts of the map that are inhabitable

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    2. Haha yes! My brother said it could be prehistoric or whatever since all the continents are connected. But who really knows??

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  14. I have been screenshotted

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  15. you use the word stump too much

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